Ceritera Sg. BESAR...

Posted by HASNORWANI ... | | Posted On Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 5/30/2010 02:42:00 AM

Jumaat...cuti wesak...
Yang tak balik sila keluar rumha...buat amal jama'ie rumah ...cabut rumput...huhu
Tak pela ..best gak...

Tengah-tengah cabut rumput..
Makkk...lari lipannnnnnn...

Kawan2 lain: eh tu bukan lipan la...
Diri : erkkk...bukan ker? Tapi rupanya sebijik cam lipan...takut woooo...

Yela sunat bunuh tu...merbahayakan...kan kan kan...
tapi lipan ni warna-warni..hehe..bukan lipan rupanya kawan2 ku kata...

So, teruskanlah operasi amal jama'ie rumah ...


KEESOKAN harinya..masuk bilik air...baru nak mandi..tiba-tiba..muncullah seekor lipan dari tah memana...huhu..terus keluar panggil kawan...

(Dalam gelabah)...Tolong...lipan dalam bilik air..

Kawan: (mcm nak tak nak je percaya) ye ke lipan tu..

Diri : (dalam ketakutan) betul...ni memang lipan la.. boleh pulak dia ingat den tak kenal lipan lagi tu...

Kawan: (Slow-slow jalan masuk bilik air...) opssssssss lipan betul rupanya... (sambil berusaha bunuh lipan tu...coz den memang takut nak bunuh binatang...hukhuk..)

Tq my Pren...

p/s: Jgn main dengan lipan tau... BAHAYA!!. eH..ada ke orang nak main dengan lipan..hehe..

al-kisah...di hari cuti hujung minggu...
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siti ika says...

hahaha.lawak la.. can't imagine wani jerit.. ";ipan!! lipan!!" hehehhe

Posted on: Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 8:20:00 AM GMT+8
HASNORWANI ... says...

uitttttt...i tak jerit tau....cuma gabra je...terus kua panggil masyit....

Posted on: Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 10:24:00 AM GMT+8

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